A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets

kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

willowcrowned:

suffusionofyellow:

willowcrowned:

not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f

Helpful tip:

If you have the post date option turned on you can click the date and it will take it to the original post like before. It’s annoying, unintuitive, and harder to click but it should work on mobile or desktop


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this is the most ridiculous possible workaround thank you SO much tumblr user suffusionofyellow for sharing

(via apples-and-pie)

crmsnthecrow:

nerdlycrying:

i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY

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gender neutral bathroom is when big skeleton

(via aylwyyn228)

the-haiku-bot:

tysonrunningfox:

Stranger Things Season 1: you need spacesuits to be in the upside down

Stranger Things Season 4: Steve breasted boobily into the upside down to fight bats sensually with his teeth

Stranger Things Season

1: you need spacesuits to be

in the upside down

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mrspider:

mrspider:

karl marx WAP edit

hey guys my boyfriend just admitted he started talking to me because of this so if you ever stop yourself from posting something you think is dumb dont

(via transformars)

castiels-husband:

“Ken wouldn’t do that to Barbie, it’s out of character!” Babes, that is the point.

Ken and his discovery of the patriarchy and the way it changes him is the exact same as what happens with adolescent boys. You have these guys who were so close to you, wether through friendship or family become people that they aren’t due to both peer pressure and the desire to hold power. Especially with the whole “podcast bro” thing he had going on in the Ken Dojo Casa House scene, Ken represents all the boys that lean into the patriarchy and change for the worst.

Ken was always so sweet, he was stupid and lovable and would do anything for Barbie. Then he got roped into toxic masculinity and all of a sudden he was cruel and pretentious. This is the same path that many of the guys I was friends with as a kid fell down. Barbie represents growing up as a woman and Ken represents growing up as a man.

(via qui-gon-jenn)

block-swing-perry:

wiserodin032402:

block-swing-perry:

official-fuck:

block-swing-perry:

i-point-out-typos:

block-swing-perry:

ghost-now:

block-swing-perry:

im-currently-killing-you:

block-swing-perry:

clowns-with-mallets:

block-swing-perry:

joke-is-over-bot:

block-swing-perry:

official-piss:

block-swing-perry:

block-swing-perry:

official-shit:

block-swing-perry:

official-fuck:

block-swing-perry:

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

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don’t do this to me

im here too!

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joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

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AHHHHHH YOU’RE KILLING ME

no i am

i am simply a ghost now

no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

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Spirally

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

killing maiming you with my teeth and nails

looks like block-swing-perry couldn’t perry this barrage of posts

You. Have been the only person to get the pun in my username in the five years I’ve been on this hell site. Somehow??

(via imkindaajerk)

inkblur:

shining-dawn:

Playing The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog without having any context for who the characters are is such an emotional rollercoaster. 90% of my Sonic knowledge came from cultural osmosis and an anime I watched as a child, and now I’m being introduced to these characters at a birthday party and they’re all insane. The lizard is a ninja who can read my mind, the cat is a princess from another dimension, and the bat just tried to rob me.

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(via imkindaajerk)

mikkeneko:

omegasmileyface:

attackradish:

coolguycy:

Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns

*her pronouns

*his pronouns

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(via artemis-mistress)

imgayforfanart asked:

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

apas-95:

jonnywaistcoat:

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.

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