A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets

gffa:

Can you IMAGINE getting your ass beat by this annoying child? I would simply give up the supervillain game rather than let baby Dick Grayson be this annoying about defeating me, I would rather die than have to admit this obnoxious chaos gremlin could win against me.

(via lghockey)

Whose bright idea was it to put Ibushi last?

biglawbear:

angel-derangement:

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

(via littledragonlady)

coughloop:

(via cryptidplushies)

eggplant-avenger:

vbartilucci:

Rise of the Pink Ladies was nominated for choreography Emmy this week. You cannot legally watch an Emmy-nominated show because god forbid the studio has to pay workers for it—that’s the state of the industry with streaming right now. That’s why SAG and the WGA are striking.

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

inneskeeper:

sethprotector:

inneskeeper:

“I don’t like the Jack Harkness test because it means it’s okay to fuck Scooby Doo”

yes that’s the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn’t exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don’t like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

Tumblr being free is humanity’s greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

Tumblr is a free website where I am paid $20

Hey tagger are you aware of the existence of any IRL dogs who speak fluent English and solve mysteries? Just curious.

(via chinchillasinunison)

tchaikennugget:

man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony

randomitemdrop:

oneheadtoanother:

no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you’re doing on here

Item: Badge of the Chippy Hike; allows the wearer to proudly inform the world that they once walked to a nearby chip shop and ate some chips. It’s like those Pilgrim Badges that Medieval travelers would wear

(via lovelytardislady)

He’s too depressed to move. They just roll him into the ring.

sew-birb:

elfwreck:

pococurantina:

debelice:

From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine………..

sees earth’s biggest animal: huh. that is big

Not only is it Earth’s biggest animal, it’s (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!

Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!

(via frazzled-fallen-angel)

Noam being catatonic because he lost his trophy is still hilarious.

lovelytardislady:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

cat-with-no-name:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

2urban2fantasy:

itsdappleagain:

Alright fuckers which one

pizza

chicago style

detroit style

new york style

Chicago

Detroit

New York

Reblog to assess who is a friend and who is an enemy

There is no secret fourth. If you like all of them, pick one. If you like none of them, pick one. If you dont know what pizza is look at the pictures. No none of the above. Fight. Kill

New York all the way, Detroit in a pinch. Chicago? At this point just go get a lasagna or something

I have never seen those top two before. Is that top one not a quiche? It looks like a quiche.

Chicago deep dish pizza, it’s. it’s basically just a meat pie but with no crust on top

How is that a pizza

quoms:

Piers Morgan doesn’t understand that actors are different from the characters they portray onscreen

(via daddymus-papatron)